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2012 Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI)

So the 2012 CPI has just been released listing 176 countries by level of corruption (I assume that the countries not on the list are so corrupt that a report couldn’t be made).

Any surprises?

Somalia is last at 176th I suppose that is a surprise in that a report could actually be made whereas one for South Sudan (among others) couldn’t.

Barbados came 15th which really surprised me to have a Caribbean island higher than the US and UK.

Cuba came 58th ahead of Croatia, Slovakia and Italy.

Rwanda in 50th ahead of the Czech Republic, Turkey and Italy.

No surprise…

The European Union dominates the top slots with two EU countries equaling 1st alongside New Zealand.
There are 3 EU countries in the top 5 and 6 European countries in the top 10.

The US is in 19th

China is in 80th

Greece and Italy languishing in 94th and 72nd respectfully (well done to the Mediterranean contingent).


Northern European countries are awesome and southern European countries are awful (nothing we didn’t already know).


Easy Crossword

1. Europe’s largest rocket series
2. Europe’s’ equivalent to NASA
3. Former British, now Indian 4×4 vehicle brand
4. The worlds 3rd largest economy
5. To think about something


1. The capital city of Europe
2. The largest country with the UK
3. A popular pub game played on a table
4. China’s largest language
5. A common wheat based food staple

1 Year in Turkey

I’ve been in Turkey for 1 year now, living and working in the capital city Ankara. Many of my experiences come from working and dealing directly with Turkish people, young and old alike.

First stop was Istanbul arriving on a direct train from Belgrade, Serbia (a train that no longer continues the Turkish part of the journey). Unfortunately due to work deadlines the Istanbul stop would be short lived, a mere 10 hours till the fast train would take me to Ankara (another train that no longer exists). Impressions of Istanbul were very positive, busy, lively and friendly. Quaint narrow pedestrianised side streets full of vendors selling anything from jeans to tomatoes. Getting around was a bit tricky with the ferry boat system negotiating the waters separating Europe and Asia however the friendly locals are happy to point you in the right direction.

The strangest thing for me was (having never been to an Islamic country, depending on weather or not Albania counts) the mosque loudspeakers blaring out the ezan, this eerie haunting sound sent my senses into panic mode but it soon becomes familiar and just annoying.

The stand-out memory of Istanbul was the look a café worker gave me when I asked for milk to go with the tea… the look of horror was priceless!

Places visited so far:

Istanbul – Nice introduction to the country sadly it goes downhill from there.

Ankara – Overcrowded, less friendly than Istanbul and dirty.

Isparta – Didn’t get so much time here seems pleasant enough if a little unexciting.

Bursa – The best place I’ve been to so far in Turkey, cleaner and more cultured, you can easily buy real coffee here!

Eskisehir – Full of pubs and restaurants, bit of a student vibe feels like something is actually happening here, much less sleepy than a lot of places.

Amasra – The dryness of inner Turkey has gone and one can breathe, great place to get away from the dry, dusty and dirtiness of central Turkey.

Safranbolu – Cute little place, a little touristy but makes a great place for photos.


Turkish food is really good however the choice is somewhat limited and can often be fatty greasy and oily. My favourites include bati (a type of kebab) and mangol (barbecued meat). An average meal out will cost you around 20 lira (including a drink) which is about 7 GBP.

I suppose it is Turkish breakfast that stands out as being one of the bigger differences and I do mean bigger! Breakfast seems like the biggest meal of the day, a spread is laid out consisting of bread, cheeses, meats, egg, honey, jams, butter, olives, tomatoes and cucumbers and ff course this is accompanied by Turkish tea (I may have left something out, too much to remember).
English tea can be bought is supermarkets, it’s not as good as in the UK but it’s better than nothing though it is impossible to find when eating and drinking out. Aside from a few places in Turkey such as Bursa and possibly Istanbul finding real coffee (that means coffee that isn’t instant or Turkish coffee) is often impossible. As for Turkish coffee, which is easy to find, for those who haven’t drank it imagine a single shot of espresso coffee half filled with sand mmmm bitty.
Chocolate, good meat (no pork) and cheese can be found fairly easily though products of real quality are harder to find.


To paraphrase Alan Partridge, it started badly and went downhill from there.
As I mentioned earlier the two trains that I tool a year ago to get to Ankara no longer exist so leaving the country without flying means getting a coach.
The two main methods of getting around consist of buses and dolmuses (a type of minibus) and while both a reasonably priced (depending on the journey you’re looking at about 75 pence) they are often overcrowded and dangerous with dolmus drivers telling passengers to duck down so the police don’t see you (because they are always overcrowded). Depending on where you are you (I) can be waiting up to an hour for a bus.
Road accidents are plentiful, lots of awful drivers possibly as a result of their almost non-existent driving tests (that may have changed by now though those already on the roads are not effected by new legislation).
I was personally involved in my first road accident while in Turkey, on a coach from Ankara to Bursa, the coach was fine but the Honda Civic had to be towed away.
My fathers rental car was also badly damaged when it was hit while parked, no note was left so we were left to deal with the consequences.
Children can be seen driving cars and trucks on the roads particularly in and around industrial areas.

Health & Hygiene:

Generally not too bad though smoking is wide-spread including in pubs where it is officially illegal (but hey this is Turkey, who cares about the official law, I also hear that Turkey has good worker rights from a legal perspective however the reality is the opposite).

Pretty much every street in Turkey is dirty and dusty/sandy which seems to be the reason why Turks take their shoes off before entering someones home.

Stray cats and dogs can be found pretty much everywhere.

People & Culture:

What can I say about Turkish people and culture?
Well the Turks regard themselves as being from a culturally strong country and that countries like the US and the UK have ‘no culture’, here’s my experience…
My Turkish fiancé and I tried to rent an apartment together however we soon found that this was impossible, we were told by every landlord that if you are not married and they find out men have been visiting the apartment (if you are a women) then you will be evicted and vice-versa if you are a man.
The vast majority of Turkish parents wont allow their daughter to live with their partner until they are married.
Many swimming pools wont allow men and women to swim together.
So if by cultural they mean restricting peoples lives, telling people what they can and cant do and generally not allowing free choice then yes, Turkey has a rich and strong culture.

If I can summarise Turkish people (generally speaking of course I have met some lovely people as well) I would say: small-minded, petty, over-reacting idiots.


The main issue is the general inability to express yourself without fear of severe repercussions from the 80% or so of the population who are fanatical jerks.

Country Ranking

A list of countries I have been to in order of my personal preference based solely on the experiences I had during my visit(s).

Some I have been to only once, others I have been to more than 10 times and some I have lived in.

Next to the country is three words, phrases or thoughts that come to mind when I think of that country.

1 Switzerland Visually stunning Clean Exciting
2 The Netherlands Friendly Clean Easy to get around
3 Croatia Value for money Safe Relaxing
4 Belgium Great food & drink Oldy-worldy Tidy residential areas
5 Germany Green Modern Functional
6 Austria Visually stunning Clean Expensive
7 Scotland Cold & wet Rural Outdoor activities
8 Denmark Clean Modern Friendly
9 England Diverse Rough round the edges Too many scum bags and yobs
10 Luxembourg Small Clean High quality
11 Liechtenstein Small Clean High quality
12 France Still cant accept that English is the international language Expensive Quaint villages
13 Czech Republic Charming Oldy-worldy Value for money
14 Slovenia Small Value for money Picturesque
15 Finland Cold, oh so cold Rural Expensive
16 Latvia Small Oldy-worldy Quiet
17 Cyprus Filled with lovable idiots Small Plenty to do
18 Spain Dry Dusty Hot
19 Wales Rural Wet/cold Beautiful (when not cold and raining)
20 China Dirty Great food Chaotic
21 Montenegro Friendly Safe Peaceful
22 Greece Smoggy Busy Dusty
23 Serbia Filled with many very dodgy people Messy In bad condition
24 Turkey Psychologically primitive Dusty/dirty Low quality
25 Tunisia Hot Dusty/dirty In bad condition
26 Russia Corrupt Unfriendly In bad condition
27 Albania Corrupt Dangerous Avoid this country!